DOCTOR'S JOKES
 
  • Patient:Doctor,I feel so sick I want to die! Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.
    “Well, if you wish,” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly.”

 
 
  • Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?
    Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.
    Doctor: Try getting up one hour later

 
 
  • Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it? Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it. Doctor: Why? Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label: Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.

 
 
 
 
  • Dentist (to the patient): For God's sake, stop making those noises and
    waving your arms. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
    Patient : Yes, I know. But u're standing on my foot.
 
 
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