LEAVE JOKES
 
  • Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
    sanction me one-week leave.
  • This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
 
 
  • Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
    performing his daughter's wedding:

    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

 
 
  • A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

 
 
 
  • Actual letter written for application of leave:

    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
    may be granted leave".
 
 
  • Another oneBEST)

    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

 
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