sardar in train

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
 
  Friend : why?
 
  Sardar : Got upper berth.
 
  Friend : why didn't you exchange?
 
  Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

sardar writing to his son

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

sardar proposed a girl

Sardar proposed a Girl . . .


Girl said : 'I'm 1 year elder to you' . . .


Sardar said : 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

sardar on manmohan singh

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM'' Note: Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister (PM) of INDIA